Why can I never get to speak to you on the phone?

I am only a part-time lover. I also work part-time as a legal secretary as corny as it may sound! The rest of the time I am busy having a life like anyone else. Therefore for much of the time my phone has to be off or calls have to go unanswered as I’m unable to talk. That said my phone is on most days and nights so either keep trying or send me an email or a quick text. However please don’t think I’m going to text you all day about a booking. I’ll text you back only to let you know brief details and a time that you will definitely be able to catch me on the phone. Please note that I will never call you back in case it is an inopportune moment for you. I never answer calls or texts from withheld numbers so just don’t waste you time and energy.

Why are you an Escort?

Several reasons really. I know there are lots of escorts who resent being asked this question but I’m not one of them. In fact I’m quite open about my reasons:-

1. I am a passionate healthy female nearing the height of my sexual peak (yes that’s right I’m not quite there yet!) and I love having lots of sex.

2. I am very choosy about who I see. On a daily basis I turn many bookings down. This is because I can either tell they are timewasters, those that I’m not sure about, those that do not respect me (I can hear it in their voice) or pardon my french but those who don’t really care where they stick it as long as its warm and available! Not for me any of the above. I want my client to really want to see me.

3. I genuinely enjoy and find it interesting meeting new people. Its quite fascinating!

4. I am not in a relationship and nor do I want to be in one. Therefore it suits me no end to be able to still have a wonderful and varied sex life. To be able to share those intimate moments with someone. It is my opinion that certainly in a relationship it is often difficult to reveal your true sexual self. Well it is here we can do that with one another. Hurray!

5. Lets be honest. The money isn’t bad either. I know we’re British but for gawd’s sake someone has to say it! As I only escort part-time I don’t crave being banged up with bookings (so to speak!) on the days that I work but rather I enjoy saying yes to a select few bookings that I feel comfortable with and looking forward to them. I also have another job and so the extra money I earn from escorting lets me enjoy my life a little more than I probably would if I worked a 9-5 job.

Can I see a photo of your face?

In a nutshell….no. I have chosen not to show my face as can you imagine someone recognising me in my other job from my pages on the net?! Quite different if we have had a meeting, then we both know who we are and presumably wouldn’t want anyone else knowing! Its all about discretion……..and saving face! I consider my face to be my best asset so if you like the look of the rest of me be sure you will enjoy looking at my face. I’ve been described as very attractive, pretty, lovely, lush, fine, gorgeous……..all nice words but I suppose it depends on what your definition of them is……to put it bluntly…I ain’t half bad!

Do you give discounts?

No. My fees are non-negotiable. Please do not try to haggle. I don’t consider it very gentlemanly.

Do you do bareback/have unprotected sex?

Absolutely NOT. Never ask me. If you have an interest in this, again I will not see you. I value my health and my life and those that I come into contact with even if you don’t.