So I have the dubious task of setting it up before I can log on and shake my stuff for you guys and I don’t relish this, being somewhat of a technophobe.  I’ve given quite a bit of thought to the thought of ‘performing’ again.  As you see once upon a lifetime ago this girl was set to become an opera singer.  Place at a music school secured and lots of previous performances under my belt, including ones at Glyndbourne and Royal Albert Hall, I suddenly came over all strange and got the jitters about my future career and well, as they say, jacked it in!  WHAT!!! I hear you all scream.  You gave it up to become a whore!  Well, although I have always had a lifelong love of willies I would say eh, no it didn’t pan out like that really lol.  Its been a long winding road since my first performances but here I find myself comtemplating giving a performance of a different kind.  I just hope I can get everything to go smoothly on my first attempt.  No doubt I’ll trip over my heels, put a dildo in the wrong hole requested or do a whole private sexy dance number and realise nobody was watching.  The upshot being I’ll end up giving my webcam a thrashing with my suspender belt like a sex crazed version of Basil Fawlty and his car thrashing incident!  At the end of the day who cares?  So what if I end up looking like a complete plank its all in the name of entertainment  

Cara xx

There is so much to look forward to when April comes around.  The promise of warmer weather, cherry blossom, skimpy clothes and a cool breeze against your hot skin.  Well now you lusty lot there is even MORE to look forward to as I am feeling in a generous ,benevolent mood. Come to see me during the month of April and you can take advantage of my special April rates being 1 hour for £110 and 2 hours for £200.  Even MORE tempting would be to treat yourself to an overnight booking with me to the cool tune of just £500 which admittedly is a lot of money but as the saying goes ‘because you’re worth it’!  Consider some overnight fees are £1000 and then congratulate yourself on finding such an accommodating lass Very accommodating hehe 

Wouldn’t it be nice to have some chill out time overnight with a sexy handful and one who can have a proper chat and is wicked fun, promising lots of laughs?  We could have some of our own April showers together.  What is it they say…’in like a lion, out like a lamb’?  You be lion and I’ll play lamb

So here’s me waiting for those April (I said April, not GOLDEN, naughty!!) showers to come.  Whats that you say?  I look good.  Why thanks, but I only wear this old thing when I don’t care how I look Book me to see just how good I do look.  I’ll even bring the brolly…..give you a twirl and bend over if you like?  Only if you fancy a bite of peach of course!

Finally I shall be putting together a little collection of short video clips so watch this space if you want to see my booty wiggle or my boobies jiggle lol xxx

I’ve been a bit like my good friend Charlie Brown here lately.  I have had all manner of nutters on the phone today.  May I just say don’t pick up the phone and dial my number if you’re not a full shilling.  To quote Jack Nicholson “Sell crazy someplace else, we’re all stocked up here“!  Gotta love that Jack And no doubt with his reputation for supporting working ladies it would tickle him to think his face was on a whore’s blog lol

But I digress.  I adore Charlie Brown.  If he were sexier he could be the cartoon Mr Nicholson.  If you are American then you will know him well.  To all those this side of the Pond that wonder what the hell I’m talking about he is brilliant cartoon realist/philosopher. A drole, witty thinker who sometimes has a flat day.  And he makes me smile. Love a guy that can do that……..

I also wanted to mention that I’m having a short visit to Southampton and will be available on the evening of Tuesday 3rd April.  It would be nice to meet one or maybe two of you so do give me a call or drop me a line if you would like to see me at my hotel there. 

I love Southampton.  I like its marinas, its cruise ships, its common and just the grittiness of seeing a real working dock.  And I love the sailing there.  I remember with a cringe years ago trying my hand at crewing a yacht.  How excited I was being passed the wheel by the captain and taking the yacht for a spin.  And then I remember how absolutely horrified both I and the other crew members were when I attempted to turn the cumbersome thing around in the middle of the Solent in front of a fast approaching cruise ship (horn on full blast!).  For those who’ve never done it I suppose it is a little like trying to turn your car around on the M25 at peak time.   Suffice to say that I was banished to lower deck and put in charge of the grub for the evening which I caramelised and not in a tasty way.  By the time the hardworking crew were tucking into their lumpy custard I knew my talents lay not in driving or cooking and as I lay in my bunk that night picking out the stars being gently rocked to sleep on the waves I knew my time as a crewhand was well and truly over.

Don’t worry if you don’t manage to catch me on my paltry one night offering in Southampton this time as I will be back for Cowes Week in August……..can’t resist a sailor.   I will be based on dry land however if you want me to visit you on your yacht I will find this no hardship.  Granted I may not arrive in my high heels and I’m no good in the kitchen but the cabin is a different story

I also wanted to let you know my new working pattern.  I shall try and stick to this as best I can.  If there are those of you who really really can’t see me within these hours I shall try to jiggle my other commitments (no not those naughty!!) about to accommodate you.  From now let us say that I will be available to you as follows:-

Tuesdays            10am until 6pm

Wednesdays     10am until late

Thursdays         10am until 6pm

For those of you not in striking distance of Southampton and don’t want to miss out on the naughticals, don’t worry.  Believe it or not I do actually have a sexy sailor girl outfit.  Well………got to keep ‘em happy

 Cara x

Like Dorothy I’ll be wearing my ruby slippers.  They may not sparkle but they will always ‘get you there’ in more ways than one   Availability for Wednesday is from 7-10pm and for Friday 6-10pm.   Red hot naughtiness is but a phone call away…………….

See you there peeps!

Cara x

No Ordinary Love – Sade

Private Life – Grace Jones

Black Magic Woman – Santana

Doin’ It – LL Cool J

Cry to Me – Soloman Burke

Windswept – Bryan Ferry

Lets Get It On – Marvin Gaye

The Calling – Sons of Shiva

Feelin’ Love – Paula Cole

Sadeness – Enigma

Before I press ‘publish’ I get a sense I may have shared too much……..ah, what the hell.  Once more into the breach!  

And that is enough for now I think readers for a girl has to retain a bit of  mystery.  If you have a favourite…….do let me know won’t you?  And if you fancy a horizontal boogie with me to one of these give me a call.

Cara x

INCALLS 

PRESTON

STARTING IN MARCH

This week I went with a friend to a spa for some pampering which is not something I usually do and I couldn’t help thinking whilst it was very lovely I much prefer a more rustic atmosphere.  

I spent many of my formative years living in the States and whilst living in New York I used to go as often as I could to Tenth Street Baths which is a Russian and Turkish Bath House of real basic and historic appeal.  Simple objective, steam the Russian way or the Turkish way or both then have a dip in the icy plunge pool which will either bring about exhilaration or a heart attack (laughs).  Smashing way to get rid of jet lag by the way for any of those headed to New York…….the exhilaration bit!  As much as it is lovely being pampered sometimes it is just as good getting naked and sitting around chatting to strangers in the steam.  I like the fact that you end up having a natter to people from all walks of life rather than the ladies that just go to get their nails etc. done each week.  

Anyway one of my fascinations are these old bath houses and unfortunately we don’t have many in Blighty although there is one in Harrowgate and one in Islington that I plan to revisit soon.  For anyone else as mad as me about bath houses then have a read of ‘Cathedrals of the Flesh’ by Alexia Brue as she takes you around the world in search of her perfect bath.  She’ll have you running a bubble bath for yourself in no time.  

So remember chaps……Incalls…..Preston………March.  I’m off to have a bath myself now…..well who doesn’t enjoy a classic game of  ’Where’s the Soap?’ (chuckle)

Cara x

I had lunch with a friend today and we, as girls do, got around to talking about the subject of romance.  And I was rather startled when she said that she hadn’t thought that I had much romance in my life , being that I am single and an escort.  On the contrary I said my life is full of it……of looking forward to a sexy meeting, choosing an outfit to wear, feeling a ‘click’ with someone when we meet, a sunrise, a misty morning, just being in a beautiful place…..I could go on but you get the picture!  

So back to tomorrow’s mantra which I believe is ‘Love for Sale’……….laced with a bit of romance.  Available for those that don’t have a significant other, or for those that do and are just plain greedy!!  If you want to feel special then I’m the girl to spoil you.

Hope you had a beautiful day.

Cara x

Well I’ve been playing around with my blog (that’s blog naughty!) a bit this week.  Trying to give it the personal touch and give it more of a feel of me…..for you dear reader (and I stress the reader as I don’t suppose many bother to read this blather!).  Being as eyes are referred to as ‘windows to the soul’ and all that and particularly as I don’t show my face, I feel I should give you some indication of my character.

I have always been a lover of books since I was a child and I suppose I’m a bit like this lass above.  Totally absorbed in her book and the silly moo has forgotten what she is there for!!  Hopefully I’m not that bad.  I’ll be the one sat on the bed wearing nothing but a smile……and my glasses!  The rest of the world seem to have cottoned on at last to the fact that the librarian/secretary look can be very sexy indeed.  Thank god because we’ve been in the cold for too long…..embrace us!  We’re not that intelligent!! haha

So apologies for not showing my face but I assure you it is very nice.  To make up for it I’ve added a list of some of my favourite books from over the years which will give you a few ideas about my personality.  I have always thought you can tell a lot by what is on someone’s bookshelves.  

Happy reading!

Cara x

Hot topic of my week via the phones seems to have been all about why don’t I do incalls!  Well it has set me thinking and as a test I plan to offer advance bookings only for:-

INCALLS               FRIDAY            10TH FEBRUARY                BOLTON                 REEBOK STADIUM AREA            ADVANCE BOOKINGS ONLY

I’ll be booking a room in a nice hotel off the M61 Bolton near Reebok Stadium if all goes to plan.  Rates will be:-

1 HOUR                  £120              2 HOURS               £250

Quite a busy week with one thing and another and as we see the temperatures plummet I’ve been in search of ways to warm the body up…..no not those ways!!  So I have returned to salsa dancing every week.  Perfect for us curvy girls  as its all about the hips, bums and arms.  Last weeks outfit can be seen below although I will confess I did wear knickers this time (laughs!).  Well it would be rude not to wouldn’t it?

Also I am thinking of doing a short tour in LONDON at the end of March as I have had quite a few enquiries about that.  So watch this space for details coming shortly……………..

Gents if you have any other ideas on how to beat the cold be sure to drop me a line…………………..

Cara x